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1 person found this review helpful
433.3 hrs on record (238.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Every one of mankind's achievements was but the prologue, all leading to the creation of this game.
Posted 12 December, 2021.
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142.3 hrs on record (91.3 hrs at review time)
I don't review games, but I'm reviewing this one. The game is a masterpiece from start to finish. Easily best game of the year, and when the current controversy subsides, will be regarded as among the best of all time. The things it gets wrong (there are rampant bugs; cop AI is apparently a thing people care about, and it is bad; it's actually very disappointing that there aren't any Yakuza-style city activities/exploration to further immersion) end up meaning absolutely nothing when compared to how amazing the world-building and story are.

Everyone except CDPR's board should be extremely proud of the work done here, and the worst part about the quality issues is this probably means it'll be longer before we get any DLC to continue playing in the amazing world they've developed.
Posted 19 December, 2020.
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3.9 hrs on record
Tons of promise! Polish issues aside, the gameplay is complex, the characters are robust, and I can see myself having fun with this for a very long time.
Posted 28 April, 2016.
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75.7 hrs on record (52.5 hrs at review time)
A great way to giggle like an idiot for hours on end while being way too loud!
Posted 27 November, 2012.
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8.6 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
SO GREAT
Posted 27 November, 2012.
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