Recent reviews by Mutant Meatball

I had a great time designing my own vehicles. But I had a bad time racing them.

I really wanted to like this game. Unfortunately the game has horribly designed race tracks which are made worse by the bad camera angles. It is so bad, I had memorize the tracks in order to properly race them.

My two thoughs on this game are:

1) Gameplay interrupted too frequently: You level up way to fast during a game, I don't like having the gameplay interrupted every 15 seconds to enter the shop. I feel like I spend more time in the shop than I do playing the game. I'd rather level up 1/3 as often and get 3x the coins to balance it out. That would allow me to spend more time playing and less time shopping.

2) Lack of Content; There are only 10 levels which will only take a few hours to beat. After beating all the levels you can grind the same level some more to unlock everything. It took me a total of 16 hours of game time to beat the game and unlock everything, but I wasn't trying to be efficient. In comparison, Vampire survivors has many times as much content in eveevery way (More characters, weapons, monsters, bosses, stages, upgrades, etc.)

I will check in again after some time and hopefully, more content is added. If so I will change my review.

No Local Multiplayer, No Ranking/Matchmaking system.

Pro
- I was able to buy it for a $1

Cons
- It wasn't worth the $1 i paid
- Horrible artwork makes it difficult to distinguish between a dead mans hat and a living enemy
- There is no way to tell the difference between NPCs I am supposed to talk to and enemies
- you cant pick up ammo only guns, makes reloading pointless, just drop the gun and pick up a new one
- Horrible story and dialogue
- Over the top racism and stereotypes
- Tons of buggy mechanics like the ability to stab through a solid door
- You never know when an enemy will take 1 or 3 shots. Making ammo conservation frustrating
- Cocking the gun between shots adds frustration but not any additional fun

Boring... Boring... Boring. They call this a grand strategy game?

Its a strategy game with very little strategy. Playing the game consists of slowly..........very very slowly........ trying to change races opinions towards each other and you. You fly back and fourth between the 8 planets doing repetitive tasks, until you eaither win or run out of time.

Battles have very little strategy and they all seem identical. I fell like I am fighting the same 2 or 3 battles over and over agian.

You will spend the entire game grinding away hoping you can nudge the planets into friendship.