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Fobo's philosophy fo a happy life so ya ass don't become a snitch.

examime the ♥♥♥♥♥

eat the whole ass

eat the whole penis

get weed

smoke some butt heeze

get yo ass out da do' fo her husband come back boi
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I'm gonna set it off

You are gonna set it off

We are all gonna set it off... Whoop whoop!

I didn't choose the clown life, the clown life chose me

H ELLO
AM D O U G
D I M M A D O M E
O W N E R O F D I M M S D A L E
D I M M A D O M E. SORRY
FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE
FOR B U I L D M A T E R I A L FOR
B U I L D D I M M S D A L E D I M M A D O M E AND I WANT
TO BECOME
O W N E R
O F D I M M S D A L E
D I M M A D O M E

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know what is gonna come through that door

Guys. I need help. Currently I'm in a state where I can't think, dream or talk about anything but Mr. Ping from Kung-fu panda. He's just so irresistible. I want him to make me a noodle sculpture of my body and stroke it with his slender wings. Then we will go to the mountains and lay under the glowing stars. And when the time comes I will lay him down to bed and watch him sleep. His slow pacing goose snores lull me into a hypnotic trance as I too fall into a deep sleep. I wake up to the smell of noodles. Mr. Ping is in the shop making noodles. His job is nothing to me "Mr. Ping?" I ask "why do you make noodles without me" "I can't share the secret recipe" Mr. Ping explains. He turns back to the pot and tastes his noodles. Mr. Ping falls to the ground as the sleeping pills overtake him. He is my destiny now. I lock him in a cage and lay against it. "Oh Mr. Ping" I say "you complete me."

I'm watching Andy last night and he suggested that Aunt Bee go to the doctor. She answered, "I'm not going to pay our doctor $5.00 to tell me were not spring chickens anymore". On another episode, Andy and Barney go to Raliegh and check into a hotel. Andy shocked says "They want $7.00 whole dollars for a room". In another episode, Barney takes on a second job as a real estate agent. He tells Andy he knows a couple that are interested in buying his house for $2700.00. This is around 1963, just over 50 years ago. I did some research and found that our currency remained stable until about 1917 when the Federal Reserve took over our money. To me this is insanity and we should be mad about it. It used to be that a man could earn enough money to live the American dream. Buy a house in a nice neighborhood, support his wife while she stayed home and raised the children, put them through college, go on a nice vacation once a year and be able to retire comfortable.

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CleveMire is my OTP if I see any QuaMeg shippers they will be shot on sight.
we gon buss da spot wide on south hampton wit da northeastern ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fever

Big Boi and Ronald Winehouse on the Come Up from the Long Island MacArthur Aiport after mawma done did the tailgate swirve in Aldi's

Do the Clown Walk!
Swing your arms from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to binds
Come on, it's time to set it off!
Do the Clown Walk!
Take one walk, and then clown.
Let's do the Clown Walk, all together now!
You've got it!
It's the Clown!
Do the Clown Walk!
Swing your arms from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to binds
Come on, it's time to set it off!
Do the Clown Walk!
Take one walk, and then clown.
Let's do the Clown Walk, all together now!
Come on now, just like the Clown figgaz!

Ay yo Rookie, is a game that a fool plays on the next train
Im sitting here reminiscin bout my next train
Ay yo I used to go mad fresh on the next train
Scoop the chick, stupid prick, get the digits and the next train
Yo they was jockin, cause I was clockin mad trains
I slid a chick everyday after last train
Strictly a sex train
Let me expltrain
I hit 'em up, get 'em up, and put 'em on the next train
My trademark was black trains
I cut the wack trains
Then slide off with some cutie trains with fat cabooses
Yo all the trains was amazed
By the way I was mackin trains in my next train

Yes yes yall (here we go, here we go on the next train)

Ay yo that why it was battles everyday at the next train
A train battled me once it was plain wack
I drove him so bad he left the train station and never came back on the next train
And in the lunchroom it was a train thing
I made so much train noise that you could'nt hear the next train bell ring
One of us closed the train do's, to the top I rose on the next train
And got props when I rocked the train station talent shows
My opponents got rode fast
Thats why when they see me they do the hundred yard train dash
I left trains and they whole crew phased on the next train
Yea, thats how I did it on the next train

Posting the set off on instagram, Building a joker card to send to the fam
Singing The Great Milenko with my best friends, and hangin' out with clowns makin' faygo bread men all day! Oooh oh ohh! That's my kind of set off! Ohh Ooooh Ohh Ohhh! What's your kind of set off? Ohh Ooooh Ohh Ohhh!

(Just set off.)

Rushing the clown and tackling bulb horns are some strengths of setting it off.
Build your set off strategy around clowns ‘cause my rating is whoop whoop.
Fill that bulb horn for LB just by setting off on me and we both can set off
‘Cause I just need one more set off to be MVP

We can set off so I’m saying set off. (let’s do this.)
Stop all bulb horns just using my joker cards. (When I’m on your set off team)
Change your set off up and just set off.
Opponents never gonna make first set offs.
Try and try they won’t gain no set off.

"GO WILD!!!" Cried the Vietnam war veteran and my old man Crankey Kong known out in the Battlefield as Pvt. Riggs, he served in the U.S. Delta Force and always and I repeat ALWAYS got his le man for day jub, and he was proud. I think way all were, because he was GOOOOOOOD. So like I said, it was me and my little bro Diddy Kong or as I like to call him "Ramirez", he has been in the force for about a couple years. He's a good kid, but he has to understand the rank system since the struggle got to him. His mom passed away when he was around 6 years old and his Dad left him alone in the streets on his own. Since, he's become one of the most fiercest warriors in the Battlefield. And it was me, we were all pinned down under heavy enemy fire from Russian Spec Ops way too close to our LZ, we were coming in from a recon mission were we got some serious intel on the nuclear submarines the Russians were currently in production with. "MASON WHAT'S YOUR STATUS?" I said into my dual headset. "THERE'S
TWO IN THE FRONT AND A COUPLE IN THE BACK OF THE JEEP RIDING DOWN TO THE LZ" Said Mason. "Whatever it is, sounds like some serious ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ if ya tell me" Riggs said. "Come on girlies, no time to get any beauty sleep now, we gotta get our asses over there NOW" Diddy yelled. "Chill the ♥♥♥♥ out bro, just check my 6 while we head out to the Jeep to locate these freedom hating bastards!" I said.

mmMMMM u know whAT REALLY GETS me gOIN 💯💯‼️😩🔥💦 is thEM ALIENS 👾👾🚀 up in that GALAx Y 🌠🌠🚀☄ where that mmMMMMmm MILKY 💦💦🍼😏😏 waY IS‼️ they ♥♥♥ 👅💦😩 here to ABDUCT US 😱😱 seND THis to 6️⃣9️⃣ 😏💦 of your fELLOW hUMANS 👯👫👬👭 and jusT MAYBe u will get proBED 👉👌👀 with that THICC ALIEN ♥♥♥♥ 👾👾🍆🍆👀👌💦🔥🔥😩😩😏 👅 IF U DONT❌🚫, the alien DADDIES 👾👀👅👌 will DROP U OUT THE SPACESHIP 👋🚀🕳👈😱😱😰 and you will be left floatING in SPACE 🌌😫😖 with no EXTRATERRESTRIAL ♥♥♥♥ 👅💦💦👾👾🍆🍆🍆 IN YA COOCHIE 🙅👾🍆💦👅🔥😫😞😞🚫❌🙅🙅

What in Davy Jones locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Ill have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Ive led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o swag. Ill have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in oer seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldnt, ye didnt, and now yell pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o it. You're fish food now.

Getting head from a guy is like wearing crocs, it feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ football right there. None of that pansy ass ♥♥♥♥ tugging smile for the camera ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard core ♥♥♥♥ in the ass butterball football ♥♥♥♥ it chuck it game time ♥♥♥♥. Take it to the showers. ♥♥♥♥♥ get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

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Reticulan Fairy Talez
-A man goes to a prostitute. He gets on her, and she agrees to let him do it for 2 euros. He has fun. He decides he's done, she takes him home. He wakes up, and there is a skull in bed with him. The skull smiles at him, and says "You don't have to do that anymore". He throws the skull out. He goes back to the woman and has sex with her for 4 euros.

-Another man goes to a prostitute. He gets on her, and she agrees to let him do it for 2 euros. He has fun. He decides he's done, she takes him home. He wakes up, and there is a skull in bed with him. The skull smiles at him, and says "You don't have a choice in this, and you won't be able to sleep for a week because of it."

-Then another man goes to a prostitute. He gets on her, and she agrees to let him do it for 2 euros. He has fun. He decides he's done, she takes him home. He wakes up, and there is a skull in bed with him. The skull smiles at him, and says "Tch. Nice try." The man screams out in horror, and a train passes by.

-Once again, another man goes to a prostitute. He gets on her, and she agrees to let him do it for 2 euros. He has fun. He decides he's done, she takes him home. He wakes up, and there is a skull in bed with him. The skull smiles at him, and says "good job, you've just had your first orgasm!" The man realizes he's dead. He looks at the skeleton in bed with him, and notices it's a woman. She says "good job, you've just had your first orgasm!" So the man calls a priest, but they're gone on vacation. The skeleton in bed with him says "good job, you've just had your first orgasm!" He goes to a hospital and tells them he's a prostitute who just died, and wants to see a priest. They tell him there is no church, and no God. He then asks to see a doctor, but he's gone on vacation. So he goes to a nurse, but she's gone on vacation. He nearly gives up, but if he tries the morgue, they might know where a priest is. So he goes there, and they think he's trying to have sex with the corpse, so he gets thrown out again. Then he goes to the morgue and sees the woman's body. He puts her legs on his shoulders and says "good job, you've just had your first orgasm!" Finally, he goes to a temple and says he's a gay so he wants to see a priest. There's one guy in there, and a woman says "good job, you've just had your first orgasm!" So he goes to the next priest, who has a blindfold, and says he's a gay, and then the priest says, "good job you've just had your second orgasm!" Then, finally, the last priest says he's a gay and the guy gets there butt on the priest's face and gets his first ever and by the end of it, the monk says he's a gay and then gets a sandwich. The moral of this story is, jealous people are always asking "are you gay?" and "are you hetero?" and in this game, the question is "are you celibate?" No. Are you gay? Are you celibate? You can't get married with a family that you sleep with, you pervert. The end.

-A man has trouble giving up cigarettes. One day, he has to go into a smoke-free building, and he can't do it. He gets told to have a cigarette outside, and he runs in circles screaming. A train passes by, and the sounds of screaming. A few blocks away, a butcher chops off his hand and sends it to him, along with a note that says "You disgust me" The man has no idea what the note is referring to, so he goes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and shoots people as they get off the train, killing 15 people. So when a random van pulls up and starts honking, he pulls out his gun, mowing people down in the middle of the street as they scream and run for their lives.

During this, he reloads. And reloads again. And reloads again. He's on the last round. He grabs the camera from the guy who wrote "♥♥♥♥ you" on it, holding it up to the sky, and looking around, and then yells "♥♥♥♥ you all" before he hits the ground. It's not on camera, but that's how I'm sure he died.

Nobody says a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to him. He just keeps smiling and keeping the camera up, and continues laughing, and then the crew films him grabbing one of the mics and taking it off the tripod. ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥. I never saw it in the footage, but someone mentioned it to me. I guess he cut off the last clip and put it in the other player. There's no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way.

Brutalmoose is a YouTube channel dedicated to highlighting the exploits of a large and vicious moose who often shows up at IHOP restaurants in the Northeast. It was created in 2007, and is still run by the founders, Lenny "Wild Brutus" Brook and Matt "MFuG" Felsenfeld. The channel consists of over 550,000 subscribers and over 100,000,000 video views as of November 2017 . The channel is known for its mix of live action and stop motion, utilizing characters to represent it. The characters can be seen dancing or breaking the fourth wall.

As seen in the video above, Brutalmoose tends to cause problems for other diners when he stops by for pancakes, he can get grumpy, and he regularly pushes things around. But on the bright side, he loves to eat.

In the most recent video, Brutalmoose goes up to another little girl and kisses her cheek. It's adorable.

It's not all good-natured taunting, though, as Brutalmoose and his friend D-E-N throw drinks at a few unsuspecting women while they're attempting to eat at the restaurant. It's definitely not pretty.

The video, which has more than 16 million views, might get the hotel into hot water with the city, as Buzzfeed points out. The owners are already facing a $1,500 fine for trespassing.

Unfortunately, the building and its managers seem unrepentant about the creepiness of Brutalmoose. In response to a reporter's question about how they intended to address people's concerns with the video, Stacey Rockwood, the hotel's director of sales and marketing, offered only a bland "no comment."

Those seeking to placate their concerns about the hotel and video may want to contact Katelin Smith, a lobbyist for the condo association. She's been contacted by some concerned residents about the video.

Brutalmoose is also known for trying to hit on everyone at Warped Tour. And this year’s show was no exception! He stalked a bunch of girls in the crowd and got himself in major hot ♥♥♥♥ when he pushed a young woman after being rejected. Check out what happened in the video below. Brutalmoose apologized via Twitter later.

"I messed up and I have to tell you this is something I never in my life would have imagined. I should have respected the values of consent and walked away. The light never was turned on so I'm very sorry for my actions. pic.twitter.com/0td4CtNL7l" — Brutalmoose (@Brutalmoose) June 25, 2018

We’re glad he has some people to help him right his wrong. See what he did there? You can only push someone if you’re trying to get their attention. Poor guy.

Brutalmoose was caught in a controversy in 2012 when Peanut Butter Gamer discussed an incident involving him, Brutalmoose, and the other Tournament organizers (including himself) taking part in participating in an auction for the Robotic Combat League in Detroit.

This resulted in many articles about the incident; to summarize: Brutalmoose had gone to buy Peanut Butter Gamer a sandwich from a Subway restaurant, but was turned away as the store would only serve sandwiches if they were wrapped in plastic.

When Brutalmoose turned away from the store in anger, he stumbled and fell, which was recorded by several bystanders as the Youtube clip, which was posted to YouTube on August 24, 2012.

When Brutalmoose turned away from the store in anger, he stumbled and fell, which was recorded by several bystanders as the Youtube clip, which was posted to YouTube on August 24, 2012.

Furious about the situation, Brutalmoose wrote on Battle.net that he ""pulled the biggest badass move I could pull by jumping and slamming my laptop on top of her head so hard I broke the ♥♥♥♥♥’s neck."

He subsequently asked the owner of the store for some sort of reparations.
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Chey 12/fev./2022 às 7:17 
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?
Monday 1/jun./2020 às 17:42 
i owe my life to this man
Chey 29/mai./2020 às 17:14 
I'm sick of being called a simp.

Just because I compliment a girl on her looks, personality, or interests, does not make me a simp. Maybe I'm genuinely trying to make her feel good or to lighten up her day after a long day. I don't want everyone calling me something that is inherently "bad" just for being nice to a girl. Especially, giving a girl a gift for, say, her birthday, is not the same as mentioned below. Birthday gifts are normal and are just a respectful and kind gesture. The irony is that when boys DON'T do that, they are ALSO shamed.

A real simp is someone who obsesses over a particular person with money, gifts, etc, expecting to receive a sexual or romantic return.

The majority of so-called "simps" do NOT do this.

So please, stop throwing the word simp around like its a baseball.
Meowthrandir 18/mai./2020 às 7:59 
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa
Chey 19/jan./2019 às 14:50 
u make my pp hard
Chey 13/jan./2019 às 14:56 
Despacito.


Your move, Liberals.