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ㅤ* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
ㅤ* My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
ㅤ* Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
📒 * 🎄 * 💎 * 💃 * 🎈 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🐊 * 🚙 * 🌸 * 👑 * 📘 * 🐠 * 🎽 * 🌽 * 🐛
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!