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God bless, never change
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless (It's useless)
[Verse 1: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez]
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
(Craft a diamond hoe, whatcha doin'?)
The end without a bow, you clueless (Bow)
Got them phantoms raining down
You ain’t sleepin, yeah, they ruthless
While you suck we out here stuntin’
Use the wiki don’t know nothin’
And you diggin' down you ignorant
One by one, my god you ignant (Yeah)
In the water past your neck
You gonna drown while you out fishin’
Passing diamonds in the mine now
My god use your eyes (What are that?)
Skippin' potions for the Nether
No stop you gon' die (Die, die)
[Chorus: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez]
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless, (Scoop!)
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
[Interlude: CaptainSparklez]
THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER
THE GOLD
KIND STRANGER
THE GOLD KIND STRANGER
edit 4: THANKS FOR "POPPING" "MY" "PLATINUM" "CHERRY" WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN WHO CARES I GOT PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ I GOT PLATINUM I'M AN UNEMPLOYED 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO COPIES AND PASTES THE SAME 15 SENTENCES ON REDDIT AND OFFICE QUOTES HAHAHAAAAA BUT ♥♥♥♥ YOU I GOT PLATINUM THANK YOU KIND STRANGER edit 5: MY MOST UPVOTED COMMENT IS ABOUT GOLD THANK YOU REDDIT FOR THE GOLD WE DID IT REDDIT THANK YOU REDDIT THE GOLD
chorus: the gold
edit 6: 100 UPVOTES!!!! TWO PLATINUMS!!?!??!! I'M FAMOUS GUYS I'M DOING AN AMA AMA THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE FAME KIND STRANGERS THE SILVERS THE GOLD THE PLATINUM THE UPVOTES
I'll build a city that's so big, big, big, big,
Just wait a sec, gotta kill this pig, pig, pig, pig,
Cook me some bacon, take a swig, swig, swig, swig,
Yeah, yeah,
There must be something, I, can craft,
To ease the bur-den of, this task, yeah,
I shoot my arrows in the air, some-times,
Sayin' ay-oh, creepers K-O'd,
Loot his remains and now his sulfur's, mine,
Sayin' ay-oh, not today-no,
And then I go to work,
Under the birch tree,
And I'll make myself,
Tons of TNT,
And I'll use these blocks, to build a big ci-ty,
And I'll mine it all, with my TNT,
Because it smells really nasty
Kill some mobs before
you get on their plate
so you don't get to feel the pain
And then you craft and mine and dig
to gain experience points ya
And then you strike to
get raw pork from pigs
it has no end but it's
still the best game
It's the
Eye of the spider
it's poison in one bite
oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter
The creepers and the zombies
other mobs of the night
spiders give you some string and the eye
of the spider
Never eat the rotten flesh
it makes you starve in the night
Tame a wolf and train it to play fetch
just don't hit it if you want to survive
It's the
Eye of the spider
it's poison in one bite
oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter
The creepers and the zombies
other mobs of the night
spiders give you some string and the eye
of the spider
Don't fall into the void
it's so odd
when it comes to your days
they're the last ones
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
Funky town
Won't you take me to
To Funky town
Won't you take me now
To Funky town
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