THIS BRO is real konfident he's selling friend on police station

this bro might be a true sigma, but the fact that he likes geys is a bit frustrating

This is my IRL friend, I brought him to my crib once, ended up with cooking up my cat ALIVE, neighbours called the cops on us, and I went to jail for abusing pet law. Apperantly when I came out of jail, someone told me that he had grown up and started a cat cafe, where you would go there and pet the cats, and whatever cat liked you the most, he would gut it and put a drop of its blood in your coffee

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我之前跟你打过gogo

Since you posted a comment on my profile I just have to say, not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.