JoeyTheThird
Joey   Birmingham, Michigan, United States
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Steam Grand Prix 2019 - Team Corgi
100 XP
 
 
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If you camp in Hunt Showdown or use a shotgun, I will find you and I will ATF your dog.
RIP ALPH - 5/24/2021 :RedDuckie:
Tim Henson is my dad.

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Sex Offender Status - GUILTY [ www.icrimewatch.net ]
Financial Status - Broke
Credit Score - 450
Diaper Status - Loaded and Sopping
Cancer - Terminal
4/20 Gas - Zyklon B
Lip Status - Packed
Religion - Islam
Personal Status - Based
Sex Life - Gooning
Ass Status - *Obliterated*
Virginity - Intact - Refer to above
Operating OS - Windows 11
RAM : 2GB DDR2 800MHz Sodimm
CPU : Intel Core 2 Duo
STORAGE : WESTERN DIGITAL 120GB HDD
GPU : ASUS - NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4090 Overclock 24GB GDDR6X Strix
Case - LIAN LI PC-Y6B "Odyssey" #179/500 and #249/500
Dual Power Supply Rig - ATX 4000 Power Supply SUA5000RMT5U/E3000E-S0 Dell 3000-Watts 80 Plus
Main Monitor - 49" Samsung G9 G95SC
Second Monitor - 85" Class QN800A Samsung Neo QLED 8K Smart TV
Daily Driver - Peterbilt 379
Car - 1995 Toyota Hilux with DShK Technical
Garage Queen - M1A1 Abrams
Lightbulbs - Philips Hue
Printer - Xerox Versant 280 Press Color Laser Production Printer
2019 Mac Pro - (rack mounted, for audio development) 2.5GHz 28‑core Intel Xeon W processor,
Turbo Boost up to 4.4GHz, 1.5TB (12x128GB) of DDR4 ECC memory,Two Radeon Pro W6800X
Duo with 64GB of GDDR6 memory each, 8TB SSD storage, Apple Afterburner card, Magic Mouse +
Magic Trackpad
Audio - Bose A30's
Microphone - Pyle PDMIC59 Professional Dynamic Unidirectional Handheld Microphone
Audio Interface - podcast equipment bundle from Temu
Potty - Sesame Street Elmo Hooray! 3-in-1 Potty Chair, Toilet Trainer, and Step Stool, Pretend Flush Handle, Gender Neutral Toddler Potty for Boys & Girls - Blue
Second Audio Interface - (For Direct Input) Lynx Aurora(n) 32-Channel Thunderbolt D/A & A/D Converter
Chair - iPlay, iLearn 10 Inch Kids Solid Hard Wood Animal Chair, Stackable Wooden Finished, Preschool, Bedroom, Playroom, Nursery Seat, Frog Furniture Stool for Toddlers, Children, Boys, Girls
Study Desk (in my study) - KidKraft Children's Wooden Study Desk with Hutch and Chair
(Modified with Apple Mac Pro Wheels Kit)
Gaming Desk - Ikea MICKE
Mouse - Easterntimes Tech X-08
Backup Mouse - Apple Magic Mouse 2 (Limited Edition Rose Gold)
Keyboard - iClever Foldable Bluetooth Keyboard, BK03 Folding Travel Keyboard
Mouse Pad - Pride Puppy Rainbow Paw Furry Pad 3D Wrist Rest Mousepad
Race Horse (for gambling) - Dutch Warmblood / Name: Mr. Hands
Fighting Dog - Leopard Gecko - 12.5oz / Name: Franz Ferdinand
Dogmentation - HobeyHove Adjustable Dog Cart/Wheelchair,Fordable Dog Wheelchair for Back Legs,Assist Large Pets with Paralyzed Hind Limbs to Recover (XL White)
Binoculars for neighbor watching - Nightforce NX8 2.5-20x50 For longer distances, NX8 Lined up with 1-8x Vudu
Misc - Duracell Coppertop 9V Battery, 4 Count Pack, 9-Volt Battery with Long-lasting Power,
All-Purpose Alkaline 9V Battery for Household and Office Devices
Amp - RME Signal Converter (ADI-2 DAC FS)
Chromatic tuner / Watch Oyster Perpetual by Rolex / Modtone Vintage Analog Delay
Flight Sim - X-Plane 11 Flight Simulator with 6 DOF Platform in Robinson R22 R44
Exhaust - Street Header Exhaust Power Package (2022 992 GT3 NON-EU VERSION)
Wallet - Hermes Picto Card Holder
Webcam - Game boy camera with USB connection
Off-Grid Power Generation Solution System - Complete Off-Grid Solar Kit 13,000W 120/240V
Output / 48VDC [18.4kWh Lithium Powerwall] 48VDC + 6,570 Watts of Solar PV | [HBK-6.4]
Organ Donor - I'll decide after I'm dead
Strategy - Intelligent
OJ Simpson - Innocent
Political Ideology - Racist
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Awesomenauts
18.4 Hours played
My boyo Nick rings me up one day, and says "Aye big Joe". Haven't talked to this kid since I got my Amex Centurion, A.K.A Never. So here we are downloading Awesomenauts with Big E. Next think you know, the bois are swiping their cards for some new awesomenauts and skins. $250 in the hole and we're gaming till 3AM.

I like playing games with young children, so when I destroy their hopes and dreams to game it inflates my ego. Seems that everytime I see someone with some P2W drop pods we get rekt. I gotta few problems with my boy Leon, every time he's on the other team he rocks our ♥♥♥♥ and makes me wanna cry. I want Leon IP blacklisted to everyone except me, so that I can destroy kids. It just ain't fair to give everyone else Leon, I mean c'mon. Someones gotta put a stop to Leon. Kids next in the LGBTQFGW community to run for president.

If my demands aren't met, I'm not swiping my Platinum CC on this garbage anymore, don't get me wrong this game is lit, but Leon's a ♥♥♥♥♥. I gotta nother problem, his skins look like a damn cat, the mfer a lizard dawg. What's going on with this cross hybrid mixture bull? Quitara man, she awhole nother story. That hoes got garbage damage, but has to be purchased for 10k? Bro the imbalance makes me wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump off my balcony. Someone drop that girl to a starter character.


If you say that I just suck at the game, you're wrong, the boys gotta 35% win average up until I see "Leon has joined the game". At that point I'm just going to ALT-F4. Everyone who mains Leon needs to be dropped into their mothers garbage disposal. It just ain't right.

You wanna talk about a good character? My boy SnorkGunk got that 100% win ratio. Bois got lazerbeams shooting out his eyeballs bro. Anyone see that scary ass Clown just bows down into submission. Next we gotta talk about the stupid steroid amped moose, mans got thanos's glove, how is that right? I should be blasting kids into the astrosphere with that ♥♥♥♥, just like in Smashbro's.

Like I said, before you reply to my review, the beans got a piping hot 83.22226789% Win Ratio. Bow down and be humble kids. - Blacklist Leon. I'll take his skins for free also, thanks guys. Hope to hear from the developers. Ask my guy J-Force the dev over at murderminers, the man gave me 65% of his companies shares for my review. Thanks guys.
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Crowvro 1 Jan @ 9:35pm 
Well played, good moves
Teddy BROosevelt 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:33pm 
you know i had to do it to em
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Pancho Villa 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:57pm 
Either him or teammate using ESP. God awful players.
KenleySnake 5 Nov, 2024 @ 9:22pm 
cant let me do that to you cmon now
Chishiya 27 Oct, 2024 @ 8:25pm 
funny enemy guy in hunt ggs man :D
cya 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:49pm 
you know i had to do it to em
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