Recent reviews by ♬♫~Joe Blaze~♫♬

Originally posted by RhythmicCode:

8/29/2019:

Well, if devs didn't depend on the engine so much, they would be able to go beyond the engine's limits. Gmod works on Source engine...its first version... the "big" versions, and these are only two: Source (2004) and Source 2 (2015). Both of them split into their minor versions that don't usually change much and these minor versions used to develop specific games are mostly unknown. damn, it's so old and faulty. with its obsolete physics engine and low possibilities. there are lots of problems, including Windows optimization, and game devs don't pay enough attention to optimization.
but actually...
the whole game can be made even better, in better known game engines
and by other engines I mean Unity, or UnrealEngine, or Godot
Unity - most popular and portable
UnrealEngine - most professional
Godot - free for any use & open-source
The trinity of game engines, hehe

Originally posted by Joe Blaze:

8/29/2019:

Yeah. I agree, Because gaming is in The Dark Ages right now. And it needs a Renaissance

This review of Gmod/Garry's Mod has come a few years late and I believe I originally posted a review as far back as 2013 because I see a comment on mine on here out of the blue from 2013, And It's strange. Even though this game is severely outdated and is in dire need of a new engine and is very poorly optimized and experiences countless errors and problems, It's still an amazing game with alot of potential for having fun, building, doing battles and scenemaking, etc. The roleplaying community on here is one of the worst and most venomous I've ever encountered though. They're either too strict to the point of where roleplaying isn't even worth it because there IS no more roleplay due to the countless rules made up by admins to further limit and restrict your gameplay on an already restrictive game, or too stupid and even cruel at times to ban and harass you for the most minor and little of things, Like having fun. They strip individuality of other players and try to put them into categories, And it's unhealthy for the COMMUNITY as a whole. It's recommended that if you want to roleplay, Make a server of your own and start roleplay completely separate from everything else. On another note: Singleplayer can be very fun, But it's difficult to play considering how unstable it can be with many crashes/freezes, errors/bugs (Not the fun kind), overly required content and ultimately dependent and other games. But there is still so much more to this game, And locked potential to it as well.

I know this review came in a year late. But still. Unbearably laggy to the point of unplayability, And possibly damaging to my PC, I have no idea how this happend, But the game just won't work no matter what I do. One of the laggiest games I've ever played.

Adventure Capitalist Is Hard To Really Explain... It's kind of like a clicking simulator... With virtual money involved... It's not the best game out there. But it makes some people happy. It's worth trying, Yes. but not really reccomended for obsessing over... Even minor obsessions count. It's a good game, But it's not "THAT" good of a game... Play it for a little bit. Then be done with it. A good game is made for enjoyment. Now sure. I enjoy this game. But i don't love it... I don't even like it "That much at least" There's a shortage of good games these days... (Update: OOOOH. I GET IT NOW. This was supposed to be like an andriod game? I've been playing it on PC this whole time... >.> But yeah... I know other people who actually play this on PC. I looked up adventure capitalist stuff and i found stuff like that. So yeah.)

This Review Did Come In Late.. Like A Few Years Late... But, This Is The Best Pirate Game I've Ever Played. Just Look At My Screenshots For It! I Would Say More, But This Is As Simple As I Can Put It. I've found out how to do a few glitches and exploits for the game here and there. But yeah. It is fun if you can mess with the game. And also, If you want to find mods for this game, (Since it's ridiculously hard to find them since this game is very very old and forgotten by many people) Here's a link: http://www.hookedonpirates.com/ This is very old as well and pretty much forgotten. But they work. Have fun this this ancient relic of a game. Still amazing despite it's age. It just goes to show, Don't hate a game, Or forget it just because it's old. Old games can be better than some of the new games. As some of the newer games are rushed due to some people money whoring/etc. There's few masterpeices in gaming nowadays sadly. I wish it weren't true. But it is. But yeah. I 100% Fully Reccomend this game if you want to have a pirate experiance in a game.

TF2 is a great experience. Mostly in custom servers/maps. I don't recommend the regular gameplay. Like 2fort/dustblowl/etc. But i do recommend custom maps/trade/achievement/silly/fun servers. Because this game has A lot of potential to screw around and have fun. It can be really fun in servers that have no forced goal or time limit. You can create your own goals, and objectives. And have your own fun. Whichever that case may be. The competitive players really ruin the game. A.K.A Tryhards. This game.. "ALL" games. are about fun.. Not winning... Winning dosen't matter.. Making your "MARK" does matter... I've known that since i was very young.. This game can remain fun for many years if you learn the skills and exploits of it. It can be amazing even... I have no words in any language that express what i have to get out for what's next... I wish i could say it... But there are no words yet.. It's too complex of a topic and/or emotion to convey.. TF2 is a work of "ART" And i appreciate the potential that this masterpiece can deliver.. Thanks Valve.. You may have made some mistakes.. There may be too many flaws to count in certain areas.. But here's something many of us are ashamed to admit.. "We are only human... We all have our flaws... No one is equal.. We are all unique and imperfect.. Perfection does not exist though... So be proud for the level of greatness that we CAN acheive.. The "MARK" we "CAN" make... The "THINGS" We leave behind for Future Generations... And many things to say that i can't explain in words... But i know some of you may truly feel it deep inside..." - ♫Joe (USA)♫