Garry's Mod
Mafia II
Mafia III
Team Fortress 2
Combat Strike 4
BeamNG.Drive
Grand Theft Auto IV
Grand Theft Auto V


CSGO
CSS
Overwatch
Any game from the COD franchise
ANY game that promotes Feminazi Tumblr propaganda garbage


Be a friend of mine in the physical continuum

Have a tolerance or passion for classic American, Russian, or Japanese autos.

Don't spew Jesus religious ♥♥♥♥ at my face constantly.

Don't be an annoying piece of SJW trash that gets offended by my 'Liberal' use of incredibly offensive words.


My Steam level is so low because I don't have excessive cash reserves I can dedicate to bulk buying trading cards.

I don't teach PAC3. If you want to learn how, do it the hard way and teach yourself like I did.

I will do anything within my realm of ability for a certain price, which will vary greatly depending on the task.

There is no such thing as 'maybe', things either happen or do not happen at a certain point.

The concept of time isn't real, the world exists in an infinitely updating present, therefore travel through it is impossible.