Recent reviews by Jinumon

>be me, 27M
>trying to pay off blood price my stupid grandma racked up
>leave walls of hometown for first time with machete and basic survival gear
>see bandit
>SwiggitySwootyImCominForThatBooty.jpeg
>kill bandit like boss
>realize i'm bleeding to death from my wounds
>check inventory
>no bandages
>FML.jpeg
>take off clothes, basically most valuable possession
>tear clothes to scraps and turn into bandages
>limp back to hometown naked and rethink my life
>10/10 wud play again