Why did the Indian bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 😂 Meanwhile, his friend is arguing with the waiter about why the naan isn’t flat enough. "This isn’t just bread; it’s a lifestyle!" 🍞 And don’t even get me started on the chai debate. One sip, and suddenly everyone’s a tea connoisseur! Welcome to India: where every meal is an Olympic event! 🥇

1 fun fact ab myself is that I love a good burger and my favourite would have to be a Double Quarter Pounder from the Golden Arches (Macdonalds) with a nice ♥♥♥ (vanilla) coke and some crispy chippies to finish it off, I find it quite ironic that people don't see the beauty in a good burger but will look at a women and say to themselves, mmmm what a munch she is. That's how i look at my burgers. Personally I live for a good burger and my dream job is to make burgers at the one and only Macdonalds one day for people just like me.

Let's leave our mark on this game.

this guy has the fattest ♥♥♥♥

+rep fast trader

+rep good trader ;)