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How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus !
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
Squidnappers !
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !
How does an octopus go to war ?
Well-armed !
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut butter and jellyfish
What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
It set !
How can you tell if two octuspus' are lovers ?
They walk arm in arm in arm in arm !
How can you tell if two octuspus' are lovers ?
They walk arm in arm in arm in arm !
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What happened when one jellyfish met another?
They produced jelly babies.
What do you get if you cross a jellyfish with an elephant?
Jelly the Elephant.

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