I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why are you living in my balls?

I'm not going to tell you.

How did you get there?

I'm oviously not gonna tell you my secrets, but you should not forget to lock your hotel room at night anymore.

What are you planning to do in my balls?

Live in them, listening to you.

Why me?

This is one of the most frequently asked questions in the history of mankind. There is no fate hidden behind, no deeper, meaning, you simply lost the lottery in the chaotic complex automaton our Universe is. Besides, your ♥♥♥ ist passably tasty.

When are you going to stop living in my balls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my balls?

Be aware.

If there are any more questions then you can consult me by stretching your nutsack 2 times and directly speaking to it.

Summary:
I am living in your balls.

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