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Recent reviews by Jesse Bro

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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
I had sex with Colonel Sanders doggy style behind the school. What a game! :)
Posted 23 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
If I could, I would roll it back to the good old days. Also Blizzard literally scammed me by making me buy PVE content, only to cancel any future support for said PVE content. This game has gone from failure to farce, a masterclass in how NOT to treat your playerbase. The balance is totally broken as well, with characters like Genji and Winston who are extremely fun being literally unplayable against half of the roster.
The only reason I would ever touch this game again is for some shred of nostalgia when I used to spend hours upon hours online with the boys, like a drug addict desperately chasing his first awe-inspiring high.
Posted 21 August. Last edited 21 August.
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128.7 hrs on record (56.5 hrs at review time)
There's danger, there's darkness, and there's dwarves. What more could you want?
Posted 16 August.
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60.7 hrs on record (50.4 hrs at review time)
Great art style, chaotic but awesome gameplay, and music that deserves to be turned up to 131% volume. Even though the gameloop can get a bit repetitive, there are plenty of things to unlock and different ways to play the game; for example, you can play like a normal person or you can limit break a single weapon and have an overpowered clove of garlic.
Posted 16 August.
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56.0 hrs on record (40.7 hrs at review time)
Spreading democracy with the best of modern firepower. Also solid gameplay through and through. Not too grindy as long as you keep cranking up the difficulty for vastly better rewards.
Posted 1 April.
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212.6 hrs on record (182.6 hrs at review time)
The best horde game. The melee is punchy is visceral, the sound design is legendary, the characters and voice acting are both engaging and entertaining (and funny sometimes). The game boasts a variety of different classes and play styles. Replayability is limited only by your own boredom. Progression is rewarding, but a bit slow.
Posted 11 March.
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10.0 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A fantastic game to play with friends. Effective jumpscares and menacing atmosphere, but not so scary that one can't get over themselves. Also not counting the bloated bodies of the ghosts, no gross body horror. An amazing skill curve so that progression is less based on level and more the player themselves acquiring knowledge. A game that delivers a great cooperative, ghost hunting experience without trying to hard.
Posted 28 January.
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76.9 hrs on record (71.4 hrs at review time)
Nice game with great atmosphere. Not too hard but not too easy. Great music, great setting, fantastic overall.
Posted 29 July, 2022.
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62.5 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Nice blend of power fantasy, button mash, and timed inputs. Also has some nice quirks in the story, and your character's voice is comically gravely.
Posted 22 June, 2022.
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37.1 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Probably the best story in a video game ever.
Posted 6 February, 2022.
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