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The Monkey... the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money is so damn funny that is ruined my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE!
This game has many great aspects but it also will take your virginity, dignity and your mutter.

Pros first:
My favorite thing about Bloons Tower defense 6 is the monkeys. Have you ever seen a monkey throwing a dart or flying apache helicopter. I bet 100 dollar that you have never experienced these thing my ♥♥♥♥♥. Lol ♥♥♥♥♥ like a monkey, Funny. Also the gameplay at first is really addicting like injecting heroin to your veins with your local drug dealer who is having affair with your wife. You just wanna hear those bloons pop like you hear popping in the streets. So muuuch fuun.

But If I'm not going to lie

Cons:

The special monkeys called heroes repeatedly saying the same lines all the time, soooo anoying maaan. But the worst thing... the worst thing about this game is when you reach high rounds those bloons turn in to moabs which are big ass bloons and the funs stop because my computer can't handel the lag and my ♥♥♥♥♥ monkeys can't pop them like cherries. pop pop pop.


Here are some interesting things about the game... :
by upgrading the middle trait from the airplane, you can nuke those filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ japanese ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and make them scream! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! but you might think this is a great, but NO, it is not! After the nukes they will produce alot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cartoon sex anime girl tittie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ horses in the ♥♥♥♥ and play ching zong music all the time!

The hero Pat is really dumb, he just smashed his big ass palms against the ground hoping to make those colorful balloons go POP. In my opinion Pat should be removed from the game.

This game is rasist and it will make you eat your fingers, 5/5

pew pew pyssy ampuu ja ampuu kuolee kuolee. tactical nuke boom. 6/5,233 tähtetä.
on hyvä buone nachh09o

When my friend donated this game for me, I was so disapointed and ready to hang him . I accidentally started the game and it just clicked in my head that I'm a FURRY.
Pros:
The games some nice art in it and very nice game mechanics. :)
three different game modes in it
Plenty of hawt photos
Cons:
I hoped that the game would have been longer because I enjoyed every second playing this game :)

I had some minor difficulties through out the game, but I completed it with a helping hand. I almost lost my motivation mid-game but luckily there was this secret cheat "furrgirl18" which made the game ten times better. Be aware of using this cheat because you might get stuck to some parts of the game, if you know what I mean ;). Like a wise women/man/human said " This is my carrot "

Overall I liked this game and I will thank my friend thousand times for gifting me this game. If you like living life this game is for you and you should play this game because it has some nice "bätäng" photos in it.

Very relaxing game after hard day, Makes my wee wee go very hard, I mean not hard like semi hard, like a pillow, but not that soft.
Gameplay is very nice, clicking feels nice and I almost came to my pants when completing a puzzle. My friend gave this game to me. It was the best day of my life and I will never forget it.
Pictures in the back arent ugly, they are infact pretty noice.
Sometimes I get mad because its not fun to lose and I don't have the greatest Iq, My mother says Im very handsome. yes
My old chemisty teacher is bald and he has accepted it.
But to my point now. This game is 5/5 Mikael kosola approved. not actually but seriously its 5/5.
This game resurected my dead hamster, but my cat ate the zombie hamster, This game reminds me of that time. I don't even know if im old enough to play this game of even play videogames, I should be watching tik tok memes right now and commiting toaster bath, Im just joking. why are you reading this reviewe. you should be sleeping and not sleeping at your gaming chair because that can cause you some back prombelms. This gam will fix that. This game only contains pictures of anime titte girls . Im still going to write some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here, so keep your seatbelts on and ♥♥♥♥ off, I mean stay along, I watcged minecraft parody yesterday. it had very nice lyrics. speaking of lyrics This game doesn't have any of em. my profile picture is the face when I open "Hentai MInesweeper".

Over all this game very noice. you should play it too because you will have a great time. 5/5

Ruiden my life

This game is a master piece, you can shoot people and their stuff. That is alot of fun. IF you don't won a brown teddy bear you gay af ♥♥♥♥♥. Karjalan piirakka on suomalainen ruoka joka näyttää naispuolisen ihmisen emättimeltä. But you can also drive a vechile called "buggy" its a very fast in not so straight ground. Straight in finnish is hetero and thats a facta. curretly James Bong too my money because I took a step in his city Milano I lost about 400k dollar. Yes. IF you a furry, take him to him and I will show him/her jungles grip. My can't find a bible in the wonderful internet world. He wants to become a priest and turn all black people to white, not rasist or nohomo.

Pros:
play with friend intensively and shoot small children.
Cons:
Police gonna get that ass after you shoot small children.
Can't yell the N-word in the lobby.


More: being rasist is just a strong opinion. After 1000h I can say this game is 6/5 and upside down parrot. I would like to add Derdi 2 stroke in the game. I had a dream where Jussi Halla-Aho drove a Derbi to my drive way and gunned down all the Homosexuals and immigrants. But that was just a Dream. A dream where I made my pants wet as ♥♥♥♥. But I just remembered mac skillet who Is my hero and I will recreate everything he has ever done.

Also:
You neeed a powerful pc. Your Pc must be in streroids and must lift at least a quater million with its middle finger, If it can't do that it will explode like 911 airoplanes and you will also get arrested for possesing bombs. Alex lake has a horse folder in his homework folder in his pc, I have seen it. When I saw it I immediately washed my eye balls with bleach. Now I cannot see but I was totaly worth it because In that folder seeks your most terrifying thoughts and you want to kill yourself after you see that ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.

Also more: lvl 3 helmet spawned in Vikendi snow map is really broken because my dad tolde he gonna eat you hamster. yes but for real it broken af for the not die in an instant when you shoot people with gun he no die comprendo mi amigo. puta. The AR gun is shanhok that isn't in any other map has no recoild but I never hit enemy with it.

Even more Pros:
Mercedes bench > bee äm vee
I don't have any sort of autism
G36c very noiiiiiiice gun

Even more Cons:
MY father owns Opel
I have autismsms
QBZ very ♥♥♥♥ gun, me no hit enemyy

ALso even more also:
I have not really used my brains while I wrote this review, But I hope you like it.. wait you are you still reading this boikye. Game is overall very very ok +++ and parrot sticker. I really liked when my swedish teached putted stickers in my Ordprovs notebook when I got good grades, Good memories. I didnt go to my middle school graduation because I Overslept and the reason for me oversleeping the event is this game, This is my review and have a good night boi.




4.2091169/5 game
Approoved by IGN and The NIgerian goverment.

An awesome game. Even more awesomer with friends

OMG This is the best game in the WURLD

This is a great game. but if you are a noob then its not fun

Really good free to play game, and its not play to win.