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Amanda Parris   New York, United States
 
 
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Q 4 月 8 日 下午 12:22 
How did you know that I have debilitating hemmeroids? I know for a fact that you were in the bathroom before I took my daily 97 minute session. Did you setup a hidden cam you freak? And can I have the footage?
That Sucks 4 月 5 日 下午 9:10 
You have nice balls. I am taking them

FAQ:

Q: Why my balls?

A: I like them

Q: Will I be reimbursed?

A: No

Q: When will you take my balls?

A: 3 days from the sending of this message, to give time to spend time with your balls one last time

Q: How?

A: Rusty Knife

Q: What about my Penis?

A: Your penis will be unharmed

Q: I have a whole lifetime of ♥♥♥ being taken away from me because of you. How do I get my ♥♥♥?

A: When I take your balls I will attach them to myself. Currently I have 307 testicles across my body, connected to my urethra. If you correctly identify your balls then you may have the ♥♥♥ from my next jerk off session.

Q: Isn't this illegal

A: Not if you consent

Q: I don't consent

A: I don't care

Thank you. If you have any questions unanswered by this FAQ go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.
LiquorBagels 4 月 1 日 下午 6:08 
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q 4 月 1 日 下午 3:06 
this guy stole my fish and "allegedly" ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it
q 3 月 18 日 上午 9:35 
There goes my hero, watch him as he comes!
q 1 月 23 日 下午 1:57 
Oou oou ah AH