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Fwufymarshmallo 23 Dec, 2025 @ 2:44pm

⠀UNROLL THE TADPOLE

UNCLOG THE FROG

UNLOAD THE TOAD

UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT

UNSTICK THE LICK

UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN

UNMUTE THE NEWT

UNBENCH THE KENCH

PERMIT THE KERMIT

DEFOG THE POLLIWOG

Alan Wake 21 Dec, 2025 @ 7:15pm

Thank you for the gold kind stranger!

Kris P Bacon 21 Dec, 2025 @ 7:14pm

His farts arrive like thunderclaps,
Unannounced, with perfect timing,
A trumpet blast from nowhere fast,
Leaving everyone laughing—not dining.

They sneak in quiet, then boom out loud,
A comedy act with awful flair,
He grins while friends all wave the cloud,
“Bro, open a window—what IS that air?”

No praise, no crowns, no fancy awards,
Just laughter echoing off the walls,
A harmless joke, a moment absurd,
Proof that boys are strange—that’s all.

CiciBerrii 21 Dec, 2025 @ 3:36pm

67

mr fixer 21 Dec, 2025 @ 10:27am

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mr fixer 19 Aug, 2025 @ 7:51pm

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Alan Wake 13 Aug, 2025 @ 10:56am

thank you trailblazer from the hit game honkai star rail

Dole Merchant 11 Aug, 2025 @ 5:43am

+rep W sadako player and let me go was a very fun and chill killer to play against

kodytheguy 10 Aug, 2025 @ 10:06am

did you know? it is easier to butter your toast with a knife rather than a car

mr fixer 4 Aug, 2025 @ 7:05am

My encnchecaphol Is bleedin helldg me

Normal Human Person (Alive) 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

norwegian blood curse upon thee.

mr fixer 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

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You've got a point there, pal.

Alan Wake 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Thank you!!!!

mr fixer 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56pm

please seek special education

mr fixer 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56pm

and not in the fun way

mr fixer 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56pm

you're special