I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. psych ♥♥♥♥♥

Yes, I did it, and I am not afraid to hide it. I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, as he was carrying his 36 inch penis and placed them between his breasts, which sagged to the ground, and hung out between the back of his legs.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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+rep <3

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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤