My name is Barney Gumble. I'm fourty, I'm single, and I drink.
There's a line in Othello about a drinker: 'Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast.' That pretty well covers it.
My name is Barney Gumble and I'm an alcoholic.
Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.