I swam to Antarctica and back without stopping. I tamed a tiger and rode it into the battle of Waterloo. I once shot the eyebrows off a gnat at 60 yards with a slingshot. I have been known to cause the "shock and awe" effect when I enter a room. I hate socks. Gangs hate me. I had a pet shark in the early 90's. I was there when they built the pyramids. I am Jeff Shearl, and I am synonymous with victory.