Recent reviews by God Himself

yep

Reminds me of a time before my uncle got me

Banana Slicer Saved My Life: What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone…. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old ‘I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?’ Then there’s, ‘You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12-hour shift just to come home to THIS?!’ These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our six-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That’s when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier

Break out the butter! Lobsterfest is on at Red Lobster. If you've been dreaming of tender, wild-caught lobster -- dig into butter-poached, fire-roasted and shrimp and lobster linguine. Dreams do come true! Or if you like the taste of New England without leaving home, try lobster sautéed with crab, jumbo shrimp, and more! Or maybe you'd like to experience the ultimate surf and the ultimate turf! With so many lobster dishes, there's something for every lobster fan. So hurry in and let's Lobsterfest. Or get pick-up or delivery at Red Lobster

at first i was like eh then i was like hmmm then i was like ahhh then i was like woah then i was like oh no then i was like mmm 10/10 would hm again

rock

Decent

played it a little pretty good good i guess