-Rep. Lives in a mud hut in the middle of a jungle. Makes monkey noises, which implies he's a mud hut jungle monkey.

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's ♥♥♥♥ will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his ♥♥♥♥ : the gooning state, where he and his ♥♥♥♥ become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions.

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The worst and saddest feeling about watching porn is when you spend time laying out 10-15 tabs of your favorite porn scenes hoping to go through all of them, but end up nutting on the 3rd scene.... You then accept the fact that you failed and tried to move on with your life, but you come to your senses and realize that you just nutted to an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥ who's the most likable thing about her was her ass. So you say "Oh, hell naw" and reopened those 9-14 tabs because your ego won't let you go to sleep with that L. After a 30 minutes break of regenerating semen, you decide to go back at it. You beat scene 1, then scene 2, then the THE 3rd!, THE FOURTH!!!...you're on fire, you feel unstoppable. You feel like you can take those 14 scenes down easy. But on the 5th scene, your neck starts to get tense. Your back start to hunch like Quasimodo and your nutsack got tighter than a balloon knot... You on the verge of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you don't worry. It's all good this time

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