Recent reviews by [Bot] Woods

Updating this review after Sony reversed the decision on mandating a PSN account.

I will never have a playstation account.
"Forcing players to link or be banned from the game months after launch is unacceptable."

My soul exists for the company.

You can hug women.

The Factory Must Grow.

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say i'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman I've had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

6/10

God Howard has blessed us with another Skyrim release.