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Recent reviews by JazzyLucas

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1 person found this review helpful
690.5 hrs on record (649.5 hrs at review time)
Oh James 🗣️🗣️🗣️ eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruatã 🥵🥭🍍🍌 olha 🧐 que habilidade 🏂 olha que habilidade 🥵⚽ *moto buffando no fundo* eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruta 🍍🍉 James 🚶no capricho👌🏻 tem de 5 🖐🏻 de 7 🖐🏻✌🏻de 10 🖐🏻🖐🏻 me dê uma de 5 🖐🏻 aqui tá na mão ✋🏻🤵🍹 tá aqui👆🏻 iiiiisso James😋 muito obrigado🤝🏻 brigado😀👍🏻 deus abençoe 🙏🏻🤲🏻 esse é o James 👉🏻👉🏻😎👈🏻👈🏻 hã???🧐 da salada de fruta🍹😋 o artista de circo 🎪20:54/-strong/-heart:>:o:-((:-hĐã gửi
Posted 23 June.
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0.7 hrs on record
the red flags:
- default unity provided checkbox in settings menu
- blurry sprites (devs need to set Filter Mode to Point in the import settings of the sprite asset)
- defaults to 1080p on a 1440p monitor?
- music volume setting did not affect the intro or menu music whatsoever

the old DS game is way better
Posted 8 April.
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1 person found this review funny
175.9 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game gets me so excited i start throwing honeybuns powdered with phosphorous sulfide at homeless people
Posted 28 November, 2023.
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18.8 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
play "Tom Tom" by Holy F*ck as you annihilate cannibal camps
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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121.6 hrs on record (113.7 hrs at review time)
I had to:
- Rollback my Nvidia Driver so I don't crash on startup
- Use a VPN to play online with roommate (can't connect online to same session with same IP?)
- Turn off second monitor because cursor drifts to second monitor even in fullscreen
Just to play this game.

It's fun as hell, but the headaches from basic issues that developers can't solve is astounding. They don't get fixed in a timely manner either.
Posted 25 August, 2023. Last edited 2 November.
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0.9 hrs on record
i'm a grow homer
Posted 9 March, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i have a feeling that this will become one of those pieces of software that you'll spin up after a prolonged time of abandoning it, and you'll want to relive the moments of playing it with your friends for the first time.
Posted 22 October, 2022. Last edited 22 October, 2022.
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0.6 hrs on record
I got my homies the pie. I helped the wizard with his dual phone life. I saved the day.

More enjoyment and challenge than Elden Ring

10/10
Posted 16 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
271.1 hrs on record (221.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WOW I REALLY LIKE TO HUNT GHOSTS IN PASHMOPHOBIA!!! THIS GAME ROCKS!!! SO SCARY AND FUN!!!
Posted 15 January, 2022.
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7.0 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
NERTS! is my favorite game. I can't get enough of NERTS! it's just too good. Love you NERTS! :)
Posted 10 January, 2021.
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