It all began on an ordinary Tuesday when Jazzozj walked into a coffee shop, locked eyes with me, and shook my hand. But this wasn’t just any handshake. It was a firm, world-altering grip that sent a jolt of energy through my entire body.

Within moments, my life changed. My phone exploded with messages, and suddenly I was elected mayor, then skyrocketed to national fame. It turned out Jazzozj had a mysterious power, anyone she shook hands with was destined for greatness. With her backing, I was thrust into a presidential campaign, and together, we became co-presidents of the United States.