It's incredibly difficult to beat off whilst playing Balatro. There's nothing in game I can use as stimulus. I kind of end up using a tablet on a stand that I play porno on at the same time and put that next to the tv but if a video ends I have to get up and change it.

The other day I went to do so, tripped on the table leg, fell face down and snapped my ♥♥♥♥ in half.

If id have been playing Stellar Blade I would have saved a trip to the ER.

This basically discounts Balatro from winning GOTY imo

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I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of ♥♥♥ (sperm) in your mom and her vagina has increased by a lot.


I don't believe my mom deserved to be railed. Can you un-♥♥♥♥ her?

No, I make no mistakes. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for doing someone’s mom. If you would like to request an apology, shoot me a private message explaining why I shouldn’t have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the fact that I did your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit. I will continue to ♥♥♥♥ your mom until you improve your conduct. Remember: having an un-♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom is privilege, not a right.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Minecraft. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical building most of the arrows will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Steve’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation his personal philosophy draws heavily from roblox literature, for instance. As a consequence people who dislike Minecraft truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Steve’s existential catchphrase “Creeper, aw man” which itself is a cryptic reference to J.K. Rowling's literature. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Creeper tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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