Omg hai_^I’m anon-san and I absolutely luv anime and my fav is naurto!!Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!<3 OMFGZ HE WAS SOO FRIKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!Supa kawaii desu! When I walked onto Tokyo street I looked up and saw..SASUKE!<3“ KONICHIWA OMGZ SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!” I yelled n_n then he turned chibi then un-chibi! he looked at me O.Oand then he saw how hot I am he grabbed my hand and winked~^then pulled me behind a pockyshop o_o and started to kiss me! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!RLY!>.<then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!so I yelled“BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKESAMA LOVES ME!(ò_ó)”then sasuke held me close=^=and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42babies and they all became ninjas! Nya!!(^_<)

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yung jack made it out the hood

🍷 Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Come comments, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge 🍷

Okay, so I've seen Casablanca at least 15 times in my lifetime. The whole film is etched into my brain. I was watching this movie the night my dad raped and killed my mom so I REALLY remember it well.
Last night, I was doing my weekly rewatch and I. COULD. NOT. BELIEVE. MY. EARS.
In the last scene of the film, Bogart famously says "Frankie my dear, I don't give a damn."
--- BUT HE DOESN'T-----
Instead he looks directly into the camera and states my full name, my address, my date of birth, and my mothers maiden name.

What the HELL? Did anyone else catch this?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?
A DRAGON FEMBOI HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING REDDITORS, SENDING THEM ADORBALE PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN UNCONVENTIONAL POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS TEETH. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 7+ IN EXCHANGE FOR FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6S AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT BECAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

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the stroke is real

Wtf they should a button for this like a flag for inappropriate this site aint no joke y some body wanna post this garbage?????? I been plugged in all morning if wasnt for this ♥♥♥♥ id still be goin booooooo booooooooo booooooooo!!!!!! I know it was a girl I know cause if its a guy he is a loooser booooooooo I gotta go shopping im hungry but one more thing boooooooo booooooooo ♥♥♥ dis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on an orange rollin down the street.

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy

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The girl you just called fat?...She plays Wild Animal Racing.
The girl you just called ugly?...She plays Wild Animal Racing.
The boy you just tripped?...He plays Wild Animal Racing.
See that man with the ugly scars?..He plays Wild Animal Racing.
That guy you just made fun of for crying?...He plays Wild Animal Racing.
Put this on your account if you are a fan of Wild Animal Racing.

I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.When I asked "why" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angles" 😇 Twenty angles are in your world.Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message.God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over.🏻 A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to 14 friends,including me If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love 💕 will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. 🐇 DON'T BREAK THIS.SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. don't forget, NO GROUP CHATS ~ <3

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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

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At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

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You sure?

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Are you gay?