tell your femboy double sided dildo partner to get some more neurons firing.
shameful attempt at best.

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Russia is our sacred state,
Russia is our beloved land.
The powerful strength and the great glory
Are your properties for all the time.

CHORUS:
Long live our Fatherland, land of the free,
The eternal union of brothers nations,
Given by ancestors the people's wiseness!
Long live our land! We are proud of you!

Spaghetti
Pasta
Spaghetti is a long, thin, cylindrical, solid pasta. It is a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine. Like other pasta, spaghetti is made of milled wheat and water. Wikipedia
Nutrition Facts
Spaghetti, cooked
Amount Per 1 cup (140 g)
Calories 221
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 1.3 g 2%
Saturated fat 0.2 g 1%
Polyunsaturated fat 0.4 g
Monounsaturated fat 0.2 g
Trans fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 1 mg 0%
Potassium 62 mg 1%
Total Carbohydrate 43 g 14%
Dietary fiber 2.5 g 10%
Sugar 0.8 g
Protein 8 g 16%
Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 1% Iron 9%
Vitamin D 0% Vitamin B-6 5%
Vitamin B-12 0% Magnesium 6%
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

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Jasper needs to get good.

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he burnt my shake

you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no legs.
Why did no one help her up?
She had no friends.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Knock Knock, Who's there?
Not sally.

Are you brain-damaged? :D

I did not know what to comment about, so here is a recipe for pancakes...



DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 200 degrees; have a baking sheet or heatproof platter ready to keep cooked pancakes warm in the oven. In a small bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt; set aside.

In a medium bowl, whisk together milk, butter , and egg. Add dry ingredients to milk mixture; whisk until just moistened (do not overmix; a few small lumps are fine).
Heat a large skillet (nonstick or cast-iron) or griddle over medium. Fold a sheet of paper towel in half, and moisten with oil; carefully rub skillet with oiled paper towel.
For each pancake, spoon 2 to 3 tablespoons of batter onto skillet, using the back of the spoon to spread batter into a round (you should be able to fit 2 to 3 in a large skillet).
Cook until surface of pancakes have some bubbles and a few have burst, 1 to 2 minutes. Flip carefully with a thin spatula, and cook until browned on the under