Recent reviews by Jashani

I have brutalised my mother numerous times and there have yet to be consequences.

This game is a masterpiece. No matter who you are and what genre of games you like, you can play this game and enjoy. The mad amounts of game modes and things to do are just mindblowing, and playing this game you really cannot define it. Sandbox, creation, FPS, RPG, casual, whatever you may want to do, Garry's Mod is very, very likely to satisfy your needs.

This game ranges from the most theraputic experience you'll ever have to endless pain and misery. Find yourself a couple of friends, and just play together, it's great fun.

Ran out of time for my turn, game crashed.
11/10 would chess again.

Press the down arrow to lie down and dream about girls.
10/10.

I made people sneeze diarrhea.

You get to be a tall feather italian goatborn queen.

Please, do yourself a favor and do not purchase it. I know, I barely played it, yet in these 10 mintues I've experienced terrible bugs and issues. The resolutions are all wrong, the game crashes all the time, and you can barely do anything without some bugs or issues. I know it's still alpha, but with SO many problems, they shouldn't even put it out yet. Wait. Just wait until it comes out. Until they fix all the bugs, though with so many, I wonder if that'll happen anytime soon. A nice idea, but needs way more work.