From the meaty boys that brought you 'Super Meat Boy' comes the tale of a tiny baby-man who, like most other infants, generally minds his own damn business. This behaviour is supposedly noticed by god himself who seeks to bring wrath to his heretical ways. God convenes with the child's mother and together they decide the most logical course of action is to murder the infant to death.

The story follows baby Isaac as he bundies through mum's basement in an attempt to escape the clutches of his ever so slightly looney but also very insane mother. The creatures of the basement are none too happy about Isaac's arrival and see to handing him over to the proper authorities. Isaac, in turn, seeks to win them over by crying with the grace and mercy of an M32 grenade launcher.

While Isaac's tears are godlike on their own there are LITERALLY hundreds of upgrades for every situation both in and out of the playbook. On average, a newborn in this game can present twenty times more of a threat than unattended baggage at an airport and can perform every function a baby would otherwise perform at an olympic level.

Isaac and his compadres can:
- Cry tears in every direction at once.
- Bathe their enemies in fire and nuerotoxins.
- Utilise psionic powers to alter the flight path of tears.
- Ruin perfectly functional walls with explosions.
- Communicate with the devil.
- Spout torrents of blood that pierce flesh and stone alike.
- Use currency to obtain goods.
- Poo and/or turn their enemies into poo.
- Cry thermonuclear payloads.

And that's just page one...

If you enjoy crying as much as I do then the Binding of Isaac is sure to put a slightly bemused smile on your face.