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CRAZY DRINKER

My Doctor said I should drink more!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:26am

DEADLY DRINK

I should check the expiration date first!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:26am

RAT BITE

I'll turn into Ratman!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:27am

DEADLY RAT

Never tempt fate...
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:28am

REDSHIRT

You don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 6:13am

HOARDER

I carry bricks with me everywhere I go.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:59am

MAD SCIENTIST

Great Scott!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 10:02am

PYROMAN

Barbecue time!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:42am

EYE POP

Oops!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 5:27am

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

No, Really, Don't!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 5:35am

SPEED RUNNER

I'm lightning!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:57am

TWO POINTS

Easy!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:44am

THREE POINTS

I think I could be an NBA All Star!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:44am

ARACHNOPHOBIA

I had no choice... It was me or it!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 5:37am

ARACHNOPHILE

With great power, comes great responsibility!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:54am

INVESTIGATOR

Elementary, my dear Watson!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 9:58am

BACHELOR DEGREE

I'm a genius!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 5:45am

BOOMBOX

So 80's...
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 5:57am

FISHERMAN

I sleep with the fishes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:12am

GREEN THUMB

Damn! I'm a watchman, not a gardener!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:19am

WRENCH

if you can dodge a wrench...
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 10:01am

BEER

Burp!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 6:01am

FANCY A BEER?

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:23am

BRAVE

Or stupid?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 4:15pm

ESCARGOT

They go down slowly...
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 10:05am

SUBMARINE

All submarines should be yellow...
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 8:56am

DOPEFISH

The second-dumbest creature in the universe.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:19am

ZAMPONE

The real crowbar!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 9:48am

DR. MCCOY

I'm a nightwatchman, not a doctor!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 1:33pm

STAY PUFT

Don't cross the streams!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 1:12pm