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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:17pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 1:56pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:17pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 10:38am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 12:01pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 12:03pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 12:37pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 6:04am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:52am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 6:32am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:12pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:19pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 12:05pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 12:31pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 10:33am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:22pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 12:30pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 2:03pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 7:09am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 12:15pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 9:39am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 10:32am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 10:55am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 11:58am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:10pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2015 @ 12:41pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 1:04pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:03pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:32pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 10:34am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 6:44am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 7:03am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 9:54am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 9:54am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:12pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 12:13pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:03am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2016 @ 11:19am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 10:56am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 12:53pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 12:31pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 1:52am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 12:21pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 12:10pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 12:15pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 12:21pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 12:25pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 11:58am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 6:10am

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 6:23am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 1:06pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 1:12pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:00am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2015 @ 10:00am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 10:57am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 6:10am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 11:06am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 11:19am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 11:29am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.