First time I masturbated, I used soap instead of lube.

The soap would go inside my urethra, sending violent waves of pain throughout my entire body.

“I cant give up”, I would think.

“I will bust this nut in the name of God”

That’s how I became a masochist

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I've been a good doggy woggy, maybe I need a treaty weaty? Maybe a punishment wunishment? I like it when daddy puts a colly wolly and leasy weashy on me and makes me worship his dicky wicky like the dumb animal I am. Especially his cummy wummies, I love it when daddy gets all sticky icky.

It's not like I w-want to comment on your profile or something >.<

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ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥

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help him get his honey

Don't ask this man to play with you because he will backstab you like the ♥♥♥♥♥ he is

Sir, you owe me 1400$. Pay now or face the consequences

Uhmmmmmmm this is bullying and I will not stand my nazi friend getting bullied just because he hasn't hit puberty yet :'(

You know it's a scary day when Metro is right.

Jan delete your existence pls

Alex don't say that, he has aids because he's German <3

This man is so homosexual he probably has AIDs...

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis

moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Jancle jan <3

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UncleJan has joined German_Gamer_Community, Original_Giveaway_Group, U.S. Gaming Community, Giveaway Club, CSGOTRADE.me, NixA's Level UP Service, Sir's Good Time Trading Business and Sir's Good Time Trading Business.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/massive-creature-washes-indonesias-serum-island/ apparently you were in Indonesia recently?

roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body skin to skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
the longer it's in
the stronger it gets
it goes in dry and comes out wet
it comes out dripping and start to sag
it's not what you think
it's a tea bag...

smh, if you dont put chicken in your vagina are you even truly black?

🌀intestines🌀 and👧🏼 I👧🏼 bled💉 to 💀death☠️ H👨🏻e 🤗really🤗 is the 🎆best🎆 💦🍆👨🏻daddy👨🏻🍆💦

, have☝🏼 some 💹more💹" 👨🏻He held my 😮mouth open😮 and 🤜🏼pressed out a 🌭💩🌳big daddy log🌳💩🌭 which I👧🏼 had 🙅🏼no choice🙅🏼 but to 🙄swallow😎😋 ☯️After that 👨🏻he felt 😮so 🤤relieved🤤 that he👨🏻 😧even😯 ga🅱️e 😍me👧🏼 his 👨🏻🍆💦💦 cummies💦💦 to ☺️enjoy😊, all 🕟while🕓 😎wearing the 👧🏼pretty👧🏼 👸🏼princess👸🏼 👗dress👗 which was 🔴now🔴 🤢full of 💩♥♥♥♥💩 and 💦♥♥♥💦 He👨🏻 🗣told🗣 m👧🏼e that 👨🏻he would 🚶🏻go and take a 👨🏻🚿shower and🔒 locked👧🏼 me👧🏼 up🔒 and told me to 🤤😛swallow the key🔑 and 🚫❌don't come out❌🚫 before the 💩🔑key came out of 👧🏼me🔑💩, which I 🤗happily🤗 🙂obliged😉 to The key🔑 then 💢ruptured💢 my 🌀

desperately😜😋 licked 😋off the 🍆🧀♥♥♥♥ cheese🧀🍆 and 😛sucked😛 it like the 👧🏼little👧🏼 👸🏼princess👸🏼 🐩♥♥♥♥♥🐩 I am but da👨🏻ddy 😦wasn't😦 🚫🤤🚫satisfied🚫🤤🚫 He👨🏻 went on ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼all fours☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 and told m👧🏼e to 😋lick😋 his ⭕️hole⭕️ and then 🤜🏼🍑🤛🏼spread his cheeks🤜🏼🍑🤛🏼 🆘The whole 😨room 😰started♨️ to smell♨️😷, but 👧🏼I👧🏼 did it ☺️anyway because😍👨🏻 I love my daddy👨🏻😍 👨🏻He seemed🤔 to 🤤enjoy🤤 it so 😲much☝🏼 he gave 👧🏼me a 👶🏻💩little poop nugget💩👶🏻 as a 🎁present🎁😄 and I👧🏼🤗😍😝 happily gobbled😎😛😘 it up😤😩👌💯 He👨🏻 looked👀 at me👧🏼 with a 🤢disgusting🤢look😳 and said🗣 "If🤔 👧🏼you👧🏼😍 like😍 it so 👌💯👌much💯👌💯,

When🕢 we 👨‍👧😁 ➡️arrived🔚 ho🏚me 👨🏻daddy👨🏻 😤dragged😤 me👧🏼 into 👉🏻👌🏼 the ⬇️basement⬇️ where 👨🏻he threw me👧🏼 into 👉🏻my👈🏼 cell and 🗣told🗣 me😮 that 😤he's going to 🤜🍑punish🍑🤜 me because 😍I'm😍 a 😠😡👩🏼‍🏭mean thief👩🏼‍🏭😡😠. H👨🏻e took out🌳 his 🎸rock🎸 😨😏hard😩😫 💦🍆penis🍆💦 which was ☝🏼already☝🏼 💧💧💧dripping with ⏮💦precum⏮💦 and to🗣ld 👧🏼me👧🏼 to 🚿clean it🚿🚰 👧🏼I

Yesterday 📅 daddy 👨🏻 said "it's 🕙time🕣 to 🚶🏻go🚶🏼‍♀️ shopping⛲️" in his 😉sexy😏 voice🗣 and 👉I👈 was ✅ready✅ to go➡️. 👨‍👧We👨‍👧 jumped 😆😜 in his 🚗car🚗 and we 🤔😲 went to 🏢Wal Mart🏢 and 👨🏻daddy👨🏻 got 👧🏼me👧🏼 a cute 👸🏼princess👸🏼 👗dress👗. He👨🏻 said I👧🏼 was making 👨🏻him👨🏻 😠really😡 💣hard💣 and 👨‍👧we👨‍👧 have to get h🏚ome soon, so we just 🏃🏿ran🏃🏿 😨😰 back to the 😤🚗car🚗 🚫💰without paying 💰🚫😵 for the 👗dress👗. 🕟During🕤 🤤 the 🐎ride🐴 🏚home🏚 dad👨🏻dy seemed 😡😠really pissed😠😡🍆🍺 with me because I'm 👉🏻👧🏼👈🏼 a 👗dress👗 🖐stealing🖐 🤷🏼‍♀️♥♥♥♥♥🤷🏼‍♀️ but 👧🏼I 🤗didn't 💅mind💅, because my👉🏻👧🏼👈🏼 dad👨🏻dy is the best 👀❤️👨🏻❤️😍

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My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don’t smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

So there’s a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her ‘big and though’ boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. “Go ahead” I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?“ Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs.

Lrl

♥♥♥ i dont sound like minnie mouse ;.;

cyber bullying me because am grill how dare ;.; >:^/

FRICK FRICK FRICK AND ALSO FRICK I SPIT LYRICS SO SICK I NEED A DOCTOR QUICK AND THEY GET ME SIX THICC CHICKS SPINNIN ON THIS ♥♥♥♥ A HEALTHY MIX, THEY SPINNIN LIKE THAT TWISTER FLICK IM A MASTER SLICK, I NEVER MISS A HIT DISMISS YOUR ♥♥♥♥, YOU CAN EAT MY FIST YA ♥♥♥♥♥ HERES THE STICH, SIT DOWN AND LISTEN IN, I DONT LIKE YOUR AVATAR, SO FIX YOUR PIX FRICK FRICK FRICK AND ALSO FRICK HATERS LICK LICK LICK MY POPSICLE STICK THE CLOCK TICK TICKS, SIMPLE ARITHMETIC I BEAT A HATER SO HARD HE GOT A NERVOUS TIC

Dear ♥♥♥♥♥,
♥♥♥♥ you
Love, Sgt. mum