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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 2:01am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 3:53am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 2:32pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 10:32am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 2:16am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 7:58am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 2:20am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 5:37am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 5:34am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 5:50am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 7:01am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 8:18am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 2:45am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:06am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:44am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 4:08am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 4:42am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 10:44am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 10:16am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 8:42am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 9:03am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 1:32pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 3:44am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 4:30am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 5:44am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:08am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:12am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 3:27am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 3:58am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 5:12am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 8:57am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2021 @ 5:01am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 7:02am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 3:11am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 7:45am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 5:32am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 7:33am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 1:06pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 5:46am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 2:16pm