Recent reviews by 約翰冰淇淋

Who asked for this???? Its literally the same game like why did they make a sequel if its just the same thing as the first one?

Remove the timers, this is a game, not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day job.

Hey Valve, how about you fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game? #FixTF2

This game is one of the most mediocre ''Colony sim'' i have played.

First of all: The UI is absolutely horrendous. It literally looks like that one generic mobile fantasy game you would maybe download when you are bored and combined with the ugly art style it just looks like ass.

The gameplay is also just super boring. The dwarves collect stuff, build stuff and fight for you. Every 10 minutes there comes a wave of monsters that are just straight up annoying and not challenging.
This game tries to have progression in the form of a tech tree that does not make any sense. I don't mind a tech tree if it actually makes sense and isn't just put together with duck tape and some glue but in this game the different techs are laid out super weird and they don't make sense at all.
For example: You need to study iron working to get a wood wall... WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???? Like that just doesn't make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense.
I couldn't tell you anything else about this game since it was so mediocre that i had to stop after an hour of play, the game is just poorly made and clearly needs and overhaul from the UI to the AI of the dwarfs.

When i downloaded this i expected a game, but instead i got something much better. A maintenance screen. Good looking UI, great sound design. They really learned their lessons from the first let it die game.

I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just, watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. loaded into the game, made my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. loved it as it was the best time had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

It is a good game, but there is this weird bug where it says my rank is silver 1 even after 300 hrs of game time and it needs to be fixed.

Idk it's ok lol

A great game that has a good story and good combat, it reminds me of how i beat my wife.

Searching portals simulator 2019. Must buy if you want to look for portals 20-30 minutes straight on 3-5 maps!