Recent reviews by Pedro

This game is so unpolished that you would get little cuts just touching the thing, but it can be fun for about 30 minutes

Got matched against a Developer. He just picked up poison and then proceeded to one shot me for the entire duration of the game :)
No matter what perks I got. No matter that some extended my HP, I still got one shotted. GG

This whole experience is highly disappointing. If youre like me and have just spent 13 euros and havent received anything... try and contact their support at support@swtor.com

I cant possibly fathom how is this product eligible to be sold on Steam since when you buy it you literally DO NOT GET THAT BOUGHT PRODUCT AND HAVE TO TEDIOUSLY DANCE AROUND WITH THEIR SUPPORT WITH THE HOPE THAT YOU WILL SOMEDAY RECEIVE WHAT YOU ARE OWED.

EA got inspired by Ubisoft and decided to dump their game for a short-term gain.

Previously you only had to make one transaction - buy enough premium currency to buy a battle pass by it and then by grinding the battle pass, you made enough premium currency to buy the next battle pass.

EA decided to change this; YOU WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO BUY THE BATTLE PASS USING PREMIUM CURRENCY. Meaning YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY THE BATTLE PASS USING ONLY REAL MONEY. Other games may have this system implemented already, but a huge part of why Apex Legends was a unique game was this rather user-friendly system which motivated you to play in order to grind enough currency to buy the next battle pass.

This new change is a money mongering scheme on the current community and I will not be a member of this community for much longer due to this change. Farewell.

Shat through 10 pants playing this game. There is something special about a guy charging you with a katana

It isn't Minecraft

Once I had finished playing my fair share of Skyrim (about 540 hours) and thought of it as the best RPG of all time, I thought that I would give Witcher 3 a shot. Somehow a perfectionist woke up in me and I decided to read the Witcher books first, because I didnt want to miss out on any backstory.

Incidentally, the Witcher books are to this day my most favorite book series of all time and I would recommend anybody to read them before playing the Witcher games series.

Lets get back to this game review though. After the books, I thought that I should play the Witcher 1 and Witcher 2 first, because again, I didnt want to miss out on any backstory and character depth before pouring my heart into Witcher 3. Although the graphics werent very good, the story was and I enjoyed the Witcher 1 game very much, but breezed through Witcher 2 a bit as I was already looking forward to the Wild Hunt.

And finally after finishing Witcher 2, I started playing this game. I have already done a lot of investment into this Witcher universe and frankly: it was very well worth it. The Witcher 3 was and is the best game I have ever played. The story is gripping, yet rewarding. Your choices make or break your individual side-quests ending, but the main quest ending as well. The fight cutscenes are very well done and bring me back to the fight scenes in the books. The Yennefer romance is as complicated as in the books, but if you choose right, you will get the very wanted closure. Best of all, I dont feel empty after finishing the game. I feel content.

To sum it up: this game has everything you could ever want from an RPG game, but most of all, it has a phenomenal story.

My current experience from the last few realistic battles (me playing French tech tree, BR 5.3):
-> First battle: each time I spawned I got wiped fresh out of the spawn by a Germany bbc-meat-rider with 3k hours and
playing a premium vehicle - the 75mm Puma, constantly changing positions (Advance to the Rhine map: the whole map
is a city).

-> Second battle: got wiped two times fresh out of the spawn in the beginning of the game by another Germany bbc-meat-
rider with 1.5k hours and playing a premium vehicle: VFW
*Managed to kill him in the third vehicle. 2 minutes later he comes back and demolishes me in a plane. I respawn. He
demolishes me again. Im out of spawn points. I go back to the hangar and while I feel like sh*t, I go into another battle

-> Playing the French M36. Germany is on my team: "Yaaaay a Germany meat-rider wont kill me this game!".... Wrong!
*Get to a building and hear an engine sound coming around the corner. I get closer to the corner to use the 3rd person
view to see what is making the sound. Enemy M18 is waiting around the corner pointing his gun right at the corner.
Teammate Tiger 1 drives behind me, sees that I stopped, understands that an M18 is waiting around the corner.
Pushes me forward. I am pushed out in the open. M18 kills me.
I respawn, but since I am the one who has Germany on his team, all of my teammates lost their braincells in the
connection process to the game and before they found them again, the enemy team capped our point and we lost

Would I recommend this game? Hmmm, do you have a very fat bank account you can use to buy:
1, Premium account - without it, any vehicle progression takes forever... 10+ hours each, exponentially increasing with rank
2, Premium vehicles - they have an xp and money gain bonus, they are mostly fun and overpowered and freshen up the game, which aims to kill your excitement and boost your dread.
3, Golden Eagles - the premium currency of this game, among other things... you can use it to buy maximum crew skills and have significant advantage over your opponent in terms of reloading, acceleration and overall performance

If not, save yourself some dread and soul-emptiness and continue in your search for a fun, progression based game.

Made me make a Skooma drug cartel IRL