bros cooked

Tee hee

i miss you

Beast x

Je m'appelle poopoo kaka muncher teehee

I am requesting your assistance

cheek mole

it is now year 2200, long after The Laugh. Most of the human race didn't survive the apocalypse that happened after some really funny jokes made by The Amy Schumer, the only one's that survived were, maybe by faith, an ordinary man and a woman. As the earth had to rebuild itself from dust, it was fitting to name these two Adam and Eve. It was beginning of the new order, and new planet earth. It is now close to 200 years after that incident, and we still haven't fully accustomed ourselves to our new enviroment. Not new to us, since we were born after the apocalypse, and the only information about the past we got from tales of the old timers. If this works, and someone out there can hear us, stop her. Do whatever is needed, one persons death is nothing compared to billions of bodies, rotting, decomposing, and now forgotten.

its lj ♥♥♥♥♥ accept

Signed by handicapped esports player A.K.A J 2 the K

signed by kelson the bird whisperer

signed by moon

Twatted my Nan round the head with a spinning back kick. Wasn't overly happy, but I respect it.

Yooo my slime I know you really don’t know mandem like that, but I was wondering if I can purchase summin styl fam. Just a bit of grub my driller. I really wanna know what your price is saying cuz I wanna blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem. G you feel me. So get back to me cuz I know you’re the top dog round ere. I wanna purchase the food from you Bruce and nobody else. So peace out tho rahhh safe and get back to me on the Quickting brodem.

hi

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

niggga who r u

i agree with inchs on june 6 ^_^

my absolute best friend to exist. ily so much

gay

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕0

frick u ♥♥♥♥♥ niggi

Wtf leave my father alone

my niZZa

FREE MY ♥♥♥♥♥

absolute chad

love u

signed by icekiller

Will finish up a little roach anywhere the stoner

hairline

sexiest man alive

scooby doo movie whilst being on acid

Shut up you caponer ♥♥♥♥

Once a noob always a noob

okokokokokokokookokook

im wet

You so cute i wanna ♥♥♥♥ ur ass ur so hot bro i sweat just looking at you

Yes

Yes

My little brother plays so much Fortnite that he gets in trouble at school for compulsively doing the dances at innappropriate times. He does the dances at the dinner table, in the car, on the couch watching TV, walking around the house. I keep telling him to stop because he looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot and my mom just enables it by telling me he's fine and it's not bothering me, even though it is. He's getting in trouble at school, he's turning into a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because he plays it all the time, and my mom enables the whole thing by buying him VBucks.

You’re hot

СЛАВА РОССИИСМЕРТЬ УКРАИНЕ

+Rep has a big huge bulge OwO *blushes* i wanna die ur cute smash?

I love you <3

oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

As if you're that salty about losing a cs game to a bunch of UK kids LMAO

+rep nice boy <3

Autistic UK degenerate, has no friends in school and thinks he's depressed :/ Man, do your parents a favour and just end your own life, they dont want you in their life you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imbecile

Great personality and nice pair of tits

Signed by Vlad <3