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The Delivery OF Your Consignment Boxes
Gaben L33T International Airport Half-life city
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I am Terej Noobhunter 52, Chief Inspection Agent- United Nations Inspection Unit at Gaben L33T International Airport, Half life city- working hand in hand with Department of Homeland L33T Security and Gaben Customs and Border Protection. During our investigation, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London, UK and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box weighing approximately 25kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the shipping agent and also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.
On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain about $3Million to $4Million each and the consignment is still left in the storage house till today. The consignment are two metal boxes with weight of about 25kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 110 LBS.). Approximately, the details of the consignment including your name and address, the official document from United Bubbles office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes.
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