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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 11:33am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 10:33pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 11:25am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 11:32am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 11:33am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 11:16am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 11:57am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 5:31pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 10:15pm