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cope harder u baboon

i'M lIsTeNiNg

Listen here you little ♥♥♥♥

That's your upper lip

If u suck your own penis while you turn 18 you're a pedophile Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your penis has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your penis (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own penis while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old penis. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.