CrowesPerch
Jacob Crowe
Washington, United States
Comments
Knigobi 12 Aug, 2025 @ 6:32pm 
Hi, sorry my friend showed me your profile and... I just couldn't help but to reach out. You're so cute. So sexy. It's almost... too much to handle. I feel like I should apologize but I recently decided to follow the alpha dom life vibes. My Arcturian star guides sent me dreams of your beautiful princess face. I have dreamed of you ever since, so when I saw that beak? Gods. I couldn't believe you were real. It's not delusions of grandeur if you become mine right? You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be. You will be.
Y2Nickel 12 Aug, 2025 @ 6:28pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
Kameron! 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx