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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:24pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:27pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 7:58pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 6:58pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:22pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:50pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 9:10am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 8:02pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 11:47am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:20pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 8:25am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 11:07am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 11:47am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 3:41pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 5:09pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:16pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:44pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 6:19pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 5:12pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 3:53pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 5:46pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 6:02pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 11:48am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:09pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:27pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 3:44pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 5:10pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:12pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:56pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:48pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 5:29pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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