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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-- Voltaire
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American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees
be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are
educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and
the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
-- Dave Barry, "Urine Trouble, Mister"
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'Are you Death?'
IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE.
(The Fifth Elephant)
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"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President
should on no account be allowed to do the job."
- Some wisdom from The Book.
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QOTD:
"I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
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There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.
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