My hustler routine
6:00am wake up

6:01-7:00AM turbo mode jack off(no toys)

7:00-7:30AM Turbo mode jack off(with vibrator on ass)

7:30-8:00AM Turbo mode jack off (with Fleshlight)

8:00-8;30AM Turbo mode jack off (both toys)

8:31AM send good morning in the group

8:32AM get off bed

8:33AM Breakfast(raw eggs and protein powder)

8:34AM nobody in the group answers

8:35AM suicide

8:36-9:00AM death

9:01AM revive and go to work

9:40AM arrive at work

9:45-9:50AM say hey(with rizz to every woman)

9:50-9:55AM say hey(with rizz to every man

10:00-11:00AM hot anal sex with the 70yr old secretary

11:30-12:00AM lunch(slab of meat with some droplets of testosterone)

12:00AM-19:00PM Slack off and play games on the Company computer

19:40PM arrive at home

19:40-19:50PM shower

19:50-0:00PM play Vidya on the computer

0:00-3:30AM repeat the masturbation routine

3-30AM-6:00AM sleep

Getting like me ain't easy you need to do the grind everyday

AITA for cheating on my gf with a hot femboy?
So i (27M) and my gf (27F) had have a wonderful relationship for 4 years. Recently though, Me and my friends decided to watch gay porn for the ♥♥♥♥ of it, To our surprise when we saw thick thighed and big ass femboys lathered with oil wearing kawaii anime cosplay, we began furiously masterbating. ♥♥♥ was flying all over the place some landed in my mouth but i swallowed it. When we finished it smelled like dirty and smelly ♥♥♥. I was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny i asked my friend (70M) to cosplay venti, which he happily obliged. The next day we went to his house, what we saw so hot we didnt even wait for a second we all sprinted to him and bukkaked his ass. I grabbed his sissy ponytail while complimenting how tight his ass was. He was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot while cosplaying venti. We creampied his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, it was so hot. Unfortunately my GF soon found out about this and threw a tantrum about how she was supposed to propose to me tomorrow.

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Kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but its ok cause he sucks at csgo so its easy wins...