Käyttäjän mode: bastarch POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 10.48

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 6.18

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 12.5.2020 klo 14.12

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 30.4.2020 klo 15.14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 30.4.2020 klo 15.24

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 7.51

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 17.12

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 3.5.2020 klo 8.20

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 12.31

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 14.48

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 12.5.2020 klo 14.33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 17.11

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 15.21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 6.39

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 30.4.2020 klo 15.04

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 12.22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 12.5.2020 klo 14.02

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 12.5.2020 klo 13.52

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 12.5.2020 klo 14.27

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 30.4.2020 klo 15.11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 3.5.2020 klo 8.18

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 14.59

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 14.45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 14.28

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 6.20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 6.17

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 30.4.2020 klo 14.59

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 6.53

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 3.5.2020 klo 8.24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 30.4.2020 klo 15.28

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 16.47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 7.5.2020 klo 8.01

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 12.5.2020 klo 14.36

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

25 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

14 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30