Recent reviews by Weaponized Pre-♥♥♥

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Recommended

144.5 hrs on record (143.3 hrs at review time)

This is not a video game, its a story epic you get to be apart of.

Posted 24 February. Last edited 14 March.

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Not Recommended

133.4 hrs on record (113.7 hrs at review time)

Makes probably billions of dollars and fails to maintain a working server... all I want is to have a peaceful game where someone calls my phone and nightmare man makes my screen go purple. Can't have ♥♥♥♥ in 2023.

Posted 30 August, 2023.

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Recommended

1.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)

This is my 100th Steam Game........ Why? You may ask. I'm something of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself.

This game showed me in 30 minutes what a lifetime of ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture would equal. My desire to live in this world and play this game rapidly decreases after every arrow, fist, sword, and reindeer antler pierces my battered a$$hole. If you like ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture I would highly recommend.

Posted 9 June, 2020. Last edited 25 June, 2020.

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