ONE DARK HOUR, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY,
TWO OLD MEN WENT OUT TO PLAY.
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER,
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT ONE ANOTHER.
A DEAF POLICEMAN HEARD THE SHOT,
HE WENT TO HIS CHIEF AND REPORTED NOT.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS STORY THAT'S TRUE,
ASK ANY BLIND MAN,
HE SAW IT TOO.