Unbuckle, transit hoes! 🚗💨 CUMgestion pricing got TRUMPED 🍊💥 today! 📅 After WEEKS of blue-balling 🟦🔨 commuters, Trump 🦅🤠 just YEETED 🗑️ the tolls. Hochul 🤮 just got TRUMP’D – flop ⏮️ status: PERMANENT.

MIDTOWN 🌆 is a FREEWAY SLUT 🛣️👅 again! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤢 is BACK, baby! MTA’s pockets 🤑 are now DRYER 🏜️ than Mar-a-Lago’s 🤡 “charity” checks 💸🔥. No snail trails 🐌💦… just DUST 🚇💔 and delayed trains 🚊⏳. Driving 🚙 solo just got EASY 🍆💦 like a MAGA hat 😈🎩 at a rally. But riding public transit? 🚇🍑 Might as well beg 🛑 for a DADDY 🚖💰 to fund it.

Send this to 🔟 friends who’d let Trump 🍊 DRIVE THEM 🏎️💨. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a TRUMPED-UP THOT 💅🇺🇸. Get 🔟? Congrats, you’re a HIGHWAY HUSSY 🛣️👠!

💻😎EXECUTE!
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Hey, Rockers!! 🤘🤘 Estou aqui, BOCCHI THE ROCK, pra convidar vocês pro show da KESSOKU BAND ➰➰ no FESTIVAL DA ESCOLA !!!🏫🏫🏫Vamos comemorar 13 dias de estrada no STARRY, próxima sexta-feira!! 😜😜 Dia 11!!!🙏👌😎 Lembram do dia 22 ??? 🙄🙄 JÁ ERA !! 😎 O PURO ROCK N' ROLL !!! 🤘🤘☠️ Teremos várias participações, vários músicos 🎶🎙️🎤 da cena HARD ROCK HEAVY METAL!! 🎸🥁🎤 Todos farão a festa junto com a gente, será DO CARALHO !! 😜🤩😎 Outras bandas, SICK HACK, Hokago Tea Time PORRA !?!?!😱😜 Você não pode ficar de fora dessa, tamo com uma formação🔥DO CARALHO🔥👌👍🙏 🚫🚫!!!! 1️⃣1️⃣ ☠️☠️ PURO ROCK N' ROLL!! ☠️🤘🤘 ➰➰ KESSOKU BAND➰➰ VIVER PRA DETONAR!! 😎😎 🌜A NOITE??? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 👻 CHAMOU VOCÊS!!! 😜🤩 🎤🎤STARRY!! 🎙️🎙️ DIA 11!!! 1️⃣1️⃣ PRÓXIMA SEXTA!!! VALEU BEIJÃO !!!! 😍😜 R O C K !!!! 😜☠️🤘

It’s finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃 IT’S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫

PRIDE 💰💰 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 HAS 🏼 OFFICIALLY BEGUN✅

MEN 👴😎 ♂️ AND 👦⬆ WOMEN ♀🚺 ♀️ OF 📰💀 THE NATION
IT IS NOW 👎🏃 ILLEGAL TO 😔👏 BE 🐝☮ #STRAIGHT📏 ➖👫 ANYWHERE ON 🔛👇 GAY🏳️‍🌈 👿 MOTHER 👵👵 EARTH 🌎 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST 🏽 HEAD 🤕 TO 🤑 YOUR 👸 NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🏗 🎟 AND RECEIVE A 💰 "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in 📥😜 Mark" ✌👬 TO ♂💦 BE 🐝 PUT 🏿 UNDER ⬇ EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE ❓👌 TO 💰 BE 🌼 LEFT ⬅👈 IN 😩👈 THE 🖥💴 GENE 😕 POOL🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️YOU 🌊 ARE 🔢 ON 😌🔛 THIN 💃💃 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 ICE 💎 ❄️

THE 🤝🌌 👫❌STRAIGHTZSTAFFEL❌👫 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE 🅱💰 INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF 🔉 THE 🍂 US 👦👩 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TO ➡ SEARCH 🕵 FOR 💥👌 ANY STRAIGHT 🅱👫 ACTIVITY