Bonk
Illinois, United States
 
 
I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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googirl 15 Αυγ 2024, 5:10 
a rlly great person <3
Long Schlong Silver 5 Ιουλ 2024, 12:04 
Will the real ★MichaXPoland★ please stand up?
holy chit 10 Ιουλ 2023, 4:16 
jack, ass
domoxd 5 Ιουν 2023, 3:54 
afk hurry up
YBNBN Rake$h 20 Απρ 2022, 2:25 
Strong Virgin :)
Frankie MacDonald 12 Απρ 2022, 20:32 
This comment is very true

Mike Dec 23, 2020 @ 8:17pm
He takes criticism well