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💗 * ⛳ * 🌏 * 📒 * 📗 * 🌂 * 👾 * 🌽 * 🚕 * 🕺 * 🍖 * 👽 * 🎈 * 🌳 * 🐝 * 🐟
ㅤ* I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement.
"Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming."
"Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"
ㅤ* Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!